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Dr. Alan Grant: (seeing the Brachiosaur for the first time) Uh... it`s... it`s a dinosaur!

Lex: He`s gonna eat the goat?
Tim: Excellent!
Donald Gennaro: What`s the matter, kid? Ever have lamb chops?
Lex: I happen to be a vegetarian.

Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Dr. Alan Grant: I don`t know.
Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Dr. Alan Grant: Ha ha. Good one.
Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur`s dog?
Dr. Alan Grant: You got me.
Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

(All of a sudden their electric car stops)
Dr. Alan Grant: What did I touch?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: You didn`t touch anything. We stopped.

(Tim pops up wearing a pair of night vision goggles)
Donald Gennaro: Hey, where`d you find that?
Tim: In a box under my seat.
Donald Gennaro: Are they heavy?
Tim: Yeah.
Donald Gennaro: Then they`re expensive, put `em back.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: I love kids! Anything at all *can* and *does* happen... Same with wives, for that matter...

John Hammond: Condors! Condors are on the verge of extinction. If I was to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn`t have anything to say!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: No hold on, this is not some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs, uh, *had* their shot, and nature *selected* them for extinction!

Dr. Ellie Sattler: Doctor Grant`s not machine compatible.

John Hammond: I don`t blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.
Dennis Nedry: Thanks, Dad.

Tim: I hate trees.
Lex: They don`t bother me.
Tim: Ya, well, you weren`t in the last one.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: What is so great about discovery? It is a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.

(Upon entering through the gigantic park gates)
Dr. Ian Malcolm: What`ve they got in there, King Kong?

John Hammond: Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you`ve got butterfingers?

Dennis Nedry: Don`t get cheap on me, Dodgson. That was Hammond`s mistake.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: (Ian Malcolm leans to face camera in electric tour car when the T-Rex doesn`t appear) Now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: (he taps the camera lens and breathes on it) Yes?
John Hammond: (John Hammond watches the camera feed with his face in his hands) I really do hate that man.

(Grant sees a group of Dinosaurs drinking at the edge of a lake)
Dr. Alan Grant: They`re moving in herds. They do move in herds.

Donald Gennaro: (after seeing the Brachiosaur) We`re gonna make a fortune with this place.

Dr. Alan Grant: (holding a newly-hatched Dinosaur in his hands) What species is this?
Henry Wu: It`s uh, a velociraptor.
Dr. Alan Grant: (in disbelief) You bred raptors?

Dr. Alan Grant: (sees Ian trying to distract the T-Rex) Ian, freeze!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: (starts running with the T-Rex in pursuit) Go get the kids!
Dr. Alan Grant: Get rid of the flare!

Tim: (after the tour car falls on them at the bottom of the tree) Well... we`re back... in the car again.
Dr. Alan Grant: Well, as least you`re out of the tree.

Dennis Nedry: (on computer) unh-unh-uh, you didn`t say the magic word.
Ray Arnold: PLEASE! GODAMMIT! I hate this hacker crap!

Dr. Alan Grant: Dilophosaurus!
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh, shit!

Donald Gennaro: I had to promise to conduct a thorough on-site inspection.
Juanito Rostagno: Hammond hates inspections. They slow everything down.
Donald Gennaro: Juanito, they`ll pull the funding. That`ll slow him down even more.

(Dr. Grant gets back in the car after checking with the other car for a working radio)
Dr. Alan Grant: Their radio is out too. Gennarro said to stay put.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: The kids OK?
Dr. Alan Grant: I didn`t ask. Why wouldn`t they be?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Kids get scared.
Dr. Alan Grant: What`s to be scared about? It`s just a little hiccup in the power...
Dr. Ian Malcolm: I didn`t say I was scared.
Dr. Alan Grant: I didn`t say you were scared.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: I know.

Dennis Nedry: (scrambling on the ground) My glasses...
(getting up)
Dennis Nedry: I can afford more glasses!

Tim: Look at all the blood!

Dr. Alan Grant: Mr. Hammond, the phones are working.
John Hammond: My grandchildren?
Dr. Alan Grant: We`re fine. Call the mainland. Tell them to send the damned helicopter."
(glass shattering)
Dr. Ellie Sattler: (referring to `raptor) He`s gonna come through the glass!
Dr. Alan Grant: (gun shots)
John Hammond: (hears gun shots in phone receiver) Grant? GRAAAAANT?

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Don`t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you`re doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet`s ever witnessed, yet you wield it like a kid that`s found his dad`s gun.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it`s that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously.

Tim: That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they`d make an exception.

Donald Gennaro: Is that... auto-erotica?

John Hammond: You`ll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm, he suffers from a deplorable excess of personality.

Lex: What are you and Ellie gonna do now if you don`t have to pick up dinosaur bones anymore?
Dr. Alan Grant: I don`t know. I guess... I guess we`ll just have to evolve too.

Dennis Nedry: (setting his plan in motion) Anyone want anything to eat or drink?
Dennis Nedry: (off everyone`s look) You know I figured that I was going to stop by the snack machines, since I had just something salty and i thought i would get something sweet and since I was up there... you know?
Dennis Nedry: (no one says anything) Oh, ah... I finished debugging the programs but there were some errors. So for the next 10-15 minutes some power might shut down, but its only temporary, nothing to worry about.
Dennis Nedry: (after still no one answers, he puts one hand on his watch and another on the mouse. He moves the pointer to a "start" button and just as he clicks it he also clicks his watch. A 60-second countdown timer starts ticking down in-sync to the one on his watch)

(taking over Dennis Nedry`s terminal, he finds lots of junk food wrappers)
Ray Arnold: Look at this work station!
(pushes the trash on the floor)
Ray Arnold: What a complete slob!
Muldoon: (with alarm) The raptor fences aren`t out, are they?
Ray Arnold: No, no. They`re still on.
John Hammond: Why the hell would he turn the other one`s off?

Lex: What if the dinosaurs come back while we`re all asleep?
Dr. Alan Grant: Hmm. I`ll stay awake.
Lex: All night?
Dr. Alan Grant: (reassuringly) All night.

Ray Arnold: Whoa, whoa, whoa, fences are failing all over the place!
John Hammond: Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!

Lex: (Grant and the kids are climbing the perimeter fence) Hey Timmy, I bet I can reach the top and get down the other side before you can even make it to the top.
Tim: What would you give me?
Lex: Respect.

(Sattler and Muldoon see that the raptors escaped)
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh, God. Oh, God.
Muldoon: The shut down must`ve turned off all the fences. Damn it, even Nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fences.

Ray Arnold: (trying to bring the system back on-line) Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid.
(the computer denies him finally saying, "You didn`t say the magic word!")
Dennis Nedry: (on computer) Uh uh uh! You didn`t say the magic word! Uh uh uh!
Ray Arnold: Please! God damn it! I hate this hacker crap!