Peter `Pete` Ramsey: I told you sex would get you in nothing but trouble.
Carol Templeton: Mmm. This isn`t bad, either. But what color`s that floor? Leonard: Lilac. Carol Templeton: Lilac? Leonard, who has a lilac floor in their kitchen? Leonard: I have. Carol Templeton: Oh. Well, Leonard, everyone isn`t as artistic as you are.
Jerry Webster: No, I find him very intriguing... in a man-to-man sort of way.
Carol Templeton: Think he`ll like it? Millie, Carol`s Secretary: Well if he doesn`t, he`s been taking the wrong kind of chemicals.
Peter `Pete` Ramsey: And as Dad always said, "A man who can`t be bribed can`t be trusted." Jerry Webster: Isn`t it comforting to know that you can trust me?
Doctor Linus Tyler: Just what the world needs, a good 10-cent drunk!
Peter `Pete` Ramsey: I`m the king of the elevator.
Jerry Webster: Okay, so I`ve sewn a few wild oats. Carol Templeton: A few? You could qualify for a farm loan!
Carol Templeton: You kissed me and I was thrilled! Jerry Webster: A kiss? What does that prove? It`s like finding out you can light a stove. It doesn`t make you a cook.
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