Lucas Quotes

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Ben: Did you hear about Lucas? It`s suicide!
Rena: What do you mean?
Ben: He`s gone out for the football team!

Cappie: Are you interested in politics?
Maggie: So so.
Cappie: Are you interested in cars?
Maggie: No.
Cappie: Are you interested in wide receivers?
Maggie: What`s that?
Cappie: The position I play.
Maggie: Oh, is that what you do? Sorta.
Cappie: Are you interested in being kissed?
Maggie: Yes.

Lucas: If you`re so depressed, how come you`re eating pizza?

Lucas: This equipment doesn`t fit.
Coach: No, it`s you that don`t fit.

Lucas: Either you`re an athlete or you`re not an athlete.

Lucas: You can`t ever make me quit, EVER!

Coach: Bly, in!
Lucas: What position?
Coach: Prone!

(Lucas goes to his bike)
Maggie: Where are you going?
Lucas: To the dance.
Maggie: By yourself?
Lucas: Hey, I`m a party animal.

Coach: Hear me good, you pissant! Because I`m only going to tell you one more time.
Lucas: Don`t you call me that! Don`t you call me a pissant you dumb fucking jock!
Coach: What`d you say?
Lucas: You heard me, pencil-brain! I mean, who are we kidding here, who is the pissant? The second-rate coach of a third rate team or me?

Maggie: You know how wonderful you are?
Lucas: Yeah, but it doesn`t turn you on, does it?

Bruno: Guys, what do you say? You coming out for the football team or not? We`re trying to find you a jersey but we`re all out of pup tents.
Ben: You should talk, shit breath!

Bruno: Luke, Luke! Get that ball away and puke! Ben and Luke! I`m going to puke!
Lucas: Let`s go...
Ben: Don`t let him scare you away!
Lucas: Scare me away?
Ben: Yeah, just tell him to eat shit.

Lucas: I guess everybody has their own idea of fun. Some people go to football games. Other people do less superficial things.
Maggie: Look, just because you don`t approve of something, doesn`t mean other people don`t have a right to enjoy it. You`re in the band aren`t you?
Lucas: Yeah?
Maggie: So?
Lucas: So?
Maggie: So the band goes to football games!
Lucas: We`re totally different!
Maggie: Why?
Lucas: Because the band does not have fun there!

Lucas: There is a dance on Friday and if you and Alise could take Maggie and me, it`d be great. See, she has to meet people. She has a strong need for acceptance.

Cappie: I`m just being nice to her.
Alise: Well, stop being nice to her! I don`t want you talking to her anymore, I don`t want to turn around and see you walking with her and smiling at her. I don`t want her in this car on Friday night. We`re not giving her any ride to any goddamn dance, she can put her fat ass on the back of Lucas`s bike where it damn well belongs!

Lucas: They say that aggression is an expression of sexual feeling.

Lucas: Are you referring to the size of my penis?
Bruno: Yeah, I am.
Lucas: With a flaccid penis, it`s the number of folds that count. Besides, I`m not semi-erect like some of you guys here.
Bruno: What did you say?
Lucas: A University of Chicago study. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who`s got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now.
Bruno: The hell it is!
Lucas: It IS, look!

Ben: Why`d Tragle have to kill himself and leave us with this jackass?
Tonto: Sex-crazed, that`s why.
Rena: He wasn`t sex-crazed! He was in love!
Tonto: With a dental technician?
Rena: Not everybody has to be beautiful to have someone fall in love with them.
Tonto: You don`t kill yourself over a dental technician.
Tonto: You ever hear of "Romeo and Juliet"?
Tonto: Was she a dental technician?
Rena: No, but people do kill themselves when they can have the one they love!