Old Dogs Quotes

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Dan: Whoa. Does this drink come with a diving board? It's insane!
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Jimmy Lunchbox: (to Charlie) Did ya see the show?
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Zach: I think "scat" is poop.
Dan: Really, son?
Zach: Yeah.
Charlie: You wiped poop on my face?
Dan: Yeah. Scat happens, man.
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(from trailer)
(reading fine print from one of Dan's prescription bottles)
Charlie: Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?
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Charlie: The kids have never seen Friday the 13th, part 1 or 2!
Vicki: Oh, my God!
Dan: He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of The Wizard of Oz. He's kidding. The monkeys got him nuts.
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(from trailer)
(after tackling Dan)
Yancy Devlin: How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?
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(from trailer)
Dan: If I'm gonna be an old dad, you're gonna be Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
Charlie: We?
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Charlie: You crying, man?
Jimmy Lunchbox: (holding back tears) I ain't cryin'!
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(from trailer)
Yancy Devlin: You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
Dan: I think so, Mr. Testosterone!
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(from trailer)
Yancy Devlin: You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
Dan: I think so, Mr. Testosterone! (imdb.com)

Charlie: You crying, man?
Jimmy Lunchbox: (holding back tears) I ain't cryin'! (imdb.com)

(from trailer)
Dan: If I'm gonna be an old dad, you're gonna be Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
Charlie: We? (imdb.com)

Jimmy Lunchbox: (to Charlie) Did ya see the show? (imdb.com)

Zach: I think "scat" is poop.
Dan: Really, son?
Zach: Yeah.
Charlie: You wiped poop on my face?
Dan: Yeah. Scat happens, man. (imdb.com)