Tracy: Actually, I'm in a band so that I can get laid.
Jacki: C'mon dude, chicks do not need to be in a band to get laid.
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Tracy: I need help.
(imdb.com)
Jacki: (seeing Sally and Faith kissing) Hello lesbian lovers.
Sally: Hello woman who can't make up her mind.
(imdb.com)
Jacki: Now, here's a silly question: is Tracy here yet?
(imdb.com)
Jacki: That wasn't an offer, that was an insult.
(imdb.com)
Jacki: A murderer, a rapist and a dyke go into a tattoo parlor...
(imdb.com)
Jacki: I've read the pamphlets, today it's marijuana, tomorrow I'm a crack whore.
(imdb.com)
Punk Rock Girl: (Girl atonally strums the guitar really fast and yells incoherently) What do you think?
Faith: Oh! Um! Tha, tha that wasn't bad!
Punk Rock Girl: Yeah!
Faith: Um! Ok! but do you remember what we were talking about, um! The dynamics of a song.
Punk Rock Girl: What's that?
Faith: Um! Oh, look, we're out of time
Punk Rock Girl: Ok, ok, I'll... I'll see you next week then.
Faith: Yes. (imdb.com)
Jacki: Tracy, while we were waiting for you, we took a vote. We're now a cover band.
Tracy: (grabbing her crotch) Cover this, dude. (imdb.com)
Jacki: Got to go pee. (imdb.com)
Tracy: Actually, I'm in a band so that I can get laid.
Jacki: C'mon dude, chicks do not need to be in a band to get laid. (imdb.com)
Jacki: OK, two dykes, a wannabe rock star, and a tequila guzzling speed freak walk into a restaurant. I always imagined it would be a bit more, I don't know, glamorous. I mean we'd be in this big beautiful office, we'd sign on the dotted line, and we'd cut to band on stage, playing to thousands of adoring fans. Wow, I can't believe that my whole future is hanging in the balance at the Big Drip Cafe. (imdb.com)
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