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(opening narration)
Dr. Thomas "Tom" Horton Sr.: Like sands through the hourglass... so are the Days of Our Lives.

Vivian Alamain: I`m soon going to be Mrs. Forty-Nine Percent of Titan!

(Sami Brady is dressed as Marilyn Monroe)
Lucas Roberts: There she is, the star of "How to Blackmail a Millionaire" and "The Seven-Year Bitch".

(to Kate Roberts in University Hospital)
Nancy Wesley: I guess even whores get demoted.

Tony Dimera: I would invite you back but I`m afraid you`ll say yes.

Celeste: What`s your name?
Scottie: Scottie.
Celeste: Who are you?
Scottie: I don`t know.
Celeste: So, you have amnesia?
Scottie: Maybe... what`s amnesia?
Celeste: Loss of memory.
Scottie: I don`t remember, but I`m pretty sure I do.
Celeste: Is there anything that you remember?
Scottie: My name... Scottie.
Celeste: What about your last name?
Scottie: Yeah... No... Where am I?

Mimi: Wait, I live here! You get out! Go!
Bonnie Lockhart: I am not going anywhere until you get some sense. First of all, you are too young to get married.
Mimi: Oh, so it`s okay for you, but not for me.
Bonnie Lockhart: No, it wasn`t okay for me. That`s what I`m trying to tell you, if you`d just listen!
Mimi: Oh, here we go. Poor bonnie got stuck having to feed three little brats!
Bonnie Lockhart: It was hard work! Don`t you let anyone tell you that it`s easy, missy, raising kids. It`s the hardest work you`ll ever do. But I have no regrets in having you, Mimi. You are my pride and joy. You are nothing like me, and you are nothing like your rat-fink father, either! Don`t you think I know how ashamed you were of me? Don`t you think I know that you just wanted me to disappear? But as crummy as I looked, I always made sure that my little girl had some new clothes to wear for the start of school every September - a new pair of shoes or a brand-new sweater.
Mimi: Want to know what I remember? All the times you forgot to come for me at all. And I`d have to call belle`s dad to come pick me up, or I`d just have to walk home by myself.
Bonnie Lockhart: And do you know where I was when I was forgetting all about you? Huh? I`ll tell you where I was. I was hustling, working my butt off juggling two jobs because Mr. Wonderful that I married couldn`t even hold down one. Does your sexy rexy have a job?
Mimi: Rex is brilliant. He could do anything.
Bonnie Lockhart: Yeah, just what I thought. No job. Some mutant alien who arrives in Salem in a space pod. No, no, no. Mr. Rex dimera Brady whatever the hell his name is, he is not who I have been dreaming of for my little girl all my life!
Mimi: Nice, mom. You`re all about the money. You didn`t give a damn about the "space pod" when you thought rex was a rich dimera. No, then you were hiding our condoms so I`d get pregnant so he`d have to marry me.
Bonnie Lockhart: I`ve always been resourceful, that`s true. You can`t wait around for life to come and get you. You`ve got to go out and grab it. But all rex thinks about is a new way to get you into bed!
Mimi: Could you give him a break? He just lost his sister, and Tony, the man he thought was his dad.
Bonnie Lockhart: Please! Give him a box of tissues and the want ads, for crying out loud!
Mimi: Oh, my god! That is so cruel! His family was brutally murdered, mom!
Bonnie Lockhart: That`s another thing. You spend way too much time with a man whose family is targeted. It`s bad luck!
Mimi: The worst luck I ever had was being born a Lockhart.

Julie Williams: Wait. Should we call the police?
Bo Brady: I am the police. I got to check this out.

Doug Williams: (talking to Hope) Yeah. The old days, you were a teenager, and you were chasing after a bad boy named Bo Brady.
Bo Brady: And I was smart not to let you catch me.

Sami Brady: You are insane.
EJ Wells: No, my dear. I`m a DiMera.

(opening sequence: Salem police officer guarding Steve in hospital, doing crossword puzzle)
Policeman: What`s a five-letter word for "enigma?"
Steven `Patch` Johnson: What do I look like, Webster`s Unabridged?
Bo Brady: (walking in) Try "Steve."

Nicole: (to Sami) You always lose, but you never accept it.

Lois Banks: (to Marlena, crying) How many men do you need?

Billie Reed #3: (to Kate) For once in your life, just be quiet, and mind your own damn business.

(At Chez Rouge)
Jada: So THAT`s Sami Brady, the scandal-a-minute chick.

Lexie Carver: You know, Sami, if I didn`t hate you so much, I`d genuinely feel sorry for you.

Sami: Haven`t we taught you anything, there are crazies out there!
Will Roberts #3: I didn`t have to leave Salem to know that.

EJ Wells: Well, you know the Salem Police Department - they never get anything right.

Sami: If I wasn`t so mad at you, I`d have sex on the bar with you.
(EJ gives look slightly towards camera, as if he was speechless)

Bo Brady: Tell Marlena I love her.
John Black: Sorry Bo, she`s taken.

(Sami is venting to a bathroom attendant to feel better)
Sami: I rarely ever have someone to talk to, you know, I`m just - talkin` to myself.

(after disguising herself and stealing a document from Carrie`s office in L.A)
Nicole: Oh, Nicole - that chick on Alias has got nothing on you.

Victor: (to Kate) You know, for some one who loves their children so much, you certainly seem to do them a terrible disservice.

(Shawn tells Mimi that he wants to have all kinds of babies with her)
Bonnie Lockhart: Oh, Shawn, that`s the most romantic thing I`ve ever heard a man say - in front of me.

Nicole: (Brady has just finished telling Nicole he is going to search for Philip) Who do you think you are, G.I. Joe?

Jan: That`s it, Mimi. I have had enough. I`m gonna tell Rex that you had an abortion.
Mimi: No, you won`t. Your threat is your power over me. You won`t give that up.
Jan: A threat can turn into a bomb and blow up your life, unless... unless you do what I say and keep Shawn away from Belle.
Mimi: Okay, fine. Do whatever you want. I obviously can`t stop you.
Sami Brady: (Thinking ) Mimi got rid of my little brother`s baby? I wouldn`t wanna be her when Rex finds out.
Jan: Okay, watch as I go downstairs right now and tell Rex you killed his kid.
Mimi: You don`t know what a hard choice that was for me to make, Jan.
Jan: Rex was the daddy. Why are you the only one that gets to choose?
Mimi: I did it for him!
Jan: And I`m sure he`s gonna believe that. Ow!
Mimi: Ow! Ow.
Sami Brady: (Thinking ) Ouch. Someone got bitch-slapped. But who?
Mimi: You`re going to keep your mouth shut, Spears. If I find out that you told Rex, you`ll get way more than a slap on the face.

Sami Brady: Whoa.
Mimi: What are you doing here? Don`t you have some rock you can climb under?
Sami Brady: That`s not a very nice thing to say, Mimi.
Mimi: I don`t have any reason to be nice to you. All this fighting tonight is your fault. You`re the reason that Rex got mad at me, and you`re the reason that Philip found out about Belle and Shawn being up on the roof together.
Sami Brady: Actually, you have no one to blame but yourself. If you hadn`t gotten caught in all your lies, none of this would have happened.
Mimi: Oh, funny, you accusing me of lying when you`re Salem`s all-time champ.
Sami Brady: Look, Meems, listen up, if I were in your shaky shoes, I`d be a lot nicer to me - a lot nicer. In fact, I`d also be looking over my shoulder, too. Be very, very careful how you treat me, Mimi.

John: That`s a fact.

(Roman suggests that Sami and Will should not visit the penthouse until John has Brady under control)
Roman: It`d not just this one incident; it is not just a couple of beers. You told me yourself Brady has been acting up.
John: Yeah so because he`s acting up, your going to tell Sami she can`t see her mother? Will can`t see his grandmother? It doesn`t matter what the Hell they want? Is that what we are talking about?
Roman: First of all, they can see each other some place else, all right? But the fact is Sami is my daughter.
John: I mean God love her, she is a perfect kid, now isn`t she?
Roman: Boy, that`s nice, that`s nice, you say that about the girl you raised the one you tell me that you love like your own.
John: What I am saying is that Eric and Sami were the perfect kids.
Roman: (laughs) And you are saying that`s because of you, right? J
John: I`m saying that I didn`t have any trouble with them.
Roman: Well good for you John, now about my wife.
John: Oh so this is what this is all about...

Brady: Nancy? For a minute there, I - I thought I saw...
Nancy Wesley: Chloe?
Brady: Yeah.
Nancy Wesley: I passed a girl earlier that reminded me of her very much, too.
Brady: I admit, I`ve been feeling Chloe`s presence here tonight. So I guess when I saw that girl, I thought I was having a Christmas miracle.
Nancy Wesley: It`s understandable. Miracles do happen at Christmas.
Brady: Yeah, well, not for me. Chloe`s gone. She`s not coming back.

Chloe: (Thinking ) My darling Brady, you were so close to me tonight, I could almost feel your breath on my cheek. I felt like I could just reach out my hand and go back in time... to a moment when I was your whole world, and you were mine. I thought of revealing myself to you. I wanted to believe in the power of enduring love - that your feelings for me would be even stronger than before - that you would kiss my face and still see the beautiful girl you fell in love with. But I came to my senses. It`s too much to ask... even from a man as wonderful as you. I can`t let you know I`m alive until the doctors reconstruct my face exactly the way it was.
Chloe: (Aloud ) Then finally, Brady, we`ll be reunited in our love.

Mimi: (Coughing ) oh, mom, I didn`t race home from green mountain just to breathe your second-hand smoke.
Bonnie Lockhart: I`m in big trouble, baby. I need all the help I can get.
Mimi: Why? What is going on?
Bonnie Lockhart: I told you on the phone. Patrick`s back.
Mimi: So? How is that life and death? Mom, why are you even freaking out? Look, rex and I left a beautiful lodge with hot tubs and views that would knock your eyes out just so I could answer your S.O.S. What gives?
Bonnie Lockhart: Well, you know how your brother can be.
Mimi: I know how he can be when you provoke him.
Bonnie Lockhart: Mouthy. Both of you.
Mimi: I am really afraid to ask. What kind of screwed-up situation have you got yourself into this time?

Bonnie Lockhart: Aah! Aah! Aah!
Mimi: I can`t believe - I can`t believe you did this to me!
Bonnie Lockhart: No! Aah! Mimi, Mimi, I-it`s not like you to be violent.
Mimi: Rex asked for my hand in marriage, and you turned him down. What do you expect me to do, hug you?
Bonnie Lockhart: I want - I want you to be happy more than anything.
Mimi: Bull! You want me to be rich so you can be rich.
Bonnie Lockhart: You can`t be happily married if - if you don`t know where your next meal`s coming from, baby.
Mimi: Excuse me? Excuse me? Bonnie Lockhart is giving marriage tips? You don`t know the first thing about being married or being in love.
Bonnie Lockhart: That`s right, I don`t. I drew the short straw when I married your good-for-nothing father, but I want better for you, baby.
Mimi: Mom... I finally have a guy who loves me, he`s good to me... and you`re so jealous...
Bonnie Lockhart: Jealous?
Mimi: You could spit.
Bonnie Lockhart: Jealous?
Mimi: Yes. Yes. You try to make it sound like - like everything you do is for me and Patrick and Connor, but it`s a big fat lie. You`re out for number one, and if that means having to steal from your own kids, then oh, well!
Bonnie Lockhart: I can`t believe you think so badly of your own mother.
Mimi: You`re not my mother.
Bonnie Lockhart: Yeah, you want to see the stretch marks? Huh?
Mimi: No, I don`t want to hear it! I don`t want to hear it, not - not the 20... hours of labour, not the 30 pounds you gained. I`m through. I`m through letting you guilt me. I never - I never want to see you again. Leave me alone.

Mimi: I shouldn`t have said what I said.
Bonnie Lockhart: (Blows nose ) Is that an apology, baby?
Mimi: Don`t push it.
Bonnie Lockhart: (Blows nose ) Gosh, when I - when the waterworks get going, it`s kind of hard to make them stop. Oh, baby, we shouldn`t fight. We should be the best of friends.
Mimi: I have a best friend - belle.
Bonnie Lockhart: (Scoffs ) Belle. What kind of best friend steals your guy right out from under your nose?
Mimi: What are you talking about? I`m in love with rex.
Bonnie Lockhart: You just think you`re in love with him. It wasn`t so long ago you were hot for that Kevin.
Mimi: Oh, that thing with Kevin was very... casual. The only reason I ever liked him was `cause he was the first boy to pay attention to me.
Bonnie Lockhart: That`s not how I remember it. Trip to Paris ring a bell? You got your first kiss from Shawn Brady on that trip.
Mimi: Oh, mom!

Jan: (to nicole, after killing victor) We killed someone! So now we`re gonna go to hell!

Colin: Hello, Nicole.
Nicole: Buzz off!

(Nicole has just finished telling Lucas that Eric is stalking her)
Lucas: Oh wait, you know what I should do? I want to give you a number, the guy`s a private security investigator at Titan. I want you to call him
(Gretta approaches)
Lucas: if Eric continues to stalk you in anyway.
Gretta: Is that what you told him Nicole - that Eric is stalking you? My God how could you lie that way after you came to my house and got down on your knees and begged me to help save your marriage to Lucas. What the Hell is really going on here?

Kristen: Where`d he go?
Vivian: This is no time to speculate. Accept your fate, finish packing, get the hell out of Sale...
Kristen: Oh, wait a second! Wait! If John`s not here, it means he won`t be here when Marlena arrives!
Vivian: Kristen, you are buying seconds, nothing more. Come with me now before it gets worse!
Kristen: Worse? What could possibly be worse than this? What could possibly happen?

Abigail "Abby" Deveraux: All I want is for my Mommy and Daddy to be together.

Sami Brady: (to Kate) I have a friend who is keeping an eye on Victor and Nicole for me.
Kate Roberts: You have a friend?

Nancy Wesley: (to Craig after he has just had it out with Lexie) I`m glad you told that Lexie almost-ex-Carver off. She needs it once a day.

(Kate gives Nicole flowers after she just heard the news that Nicole cannot have children)
Kate Roberts: If you put some fresh water in here, plant food, they should last, oh, three or four days - about as long as your relationship with Victor.

Philip Kiriakis: (to Belle) For as long as I`ve known you, you`ve had this old soul thing going, all wise and good, taking care of other at the expense of yourself...
Belle Black: Philip, you`re making me sound like Yoda.

(Chloe and Brady talk about the uncertainty of life)
Brady: I could get hit by a bus on my way to work.
Chloe: If you ever went to work.

(At the Halloween paryt inside the Hartley House, Cynthia approaches Shawn, who is dresses as Danny Zuko from Grease)
Cynthia: So, Jimmy Dean, if that`s who you`re supposed to be...
Rex: Purveyor of breakfast products?
Mimi: Rebel without a cause.

Lucas Roberts: (to Nicole) I`m really sorry about the wedding. I know you were looking forward to saying, "I do" to Victor`s fortune.

Sami Brady: (to Lexie) I just want to make it clear that Brandon is no longer available to be your knight in shining armor. If you`re having problems figuring out your life, watch Dr. Phil.

(Kate seeks refuge on the hospital terrace after fighting with Nicole and runs in to Jack)
Kate: God, that woman makes me want to scream!
Jack: (putting his hands over his ears) Go!

(Hope, who has just returned home, asks about Shawn)
Hope Brady: I haven`t even met his roommate. What kind of name is Dozer anyway?
Bo Brady: Dozer isn`t his roommate anymore. It`s Rex?
Hope Brady: What kind of name is Rex?
(Recognition dawns on her)
Hope Brady: Wait, is that the Rex who is a genetically engineered human who was formerly an alien living in our garage?
Bo Brady: Yep.
Hope Brady: (sighing) Boy, I have a lot of catching up to do.

Belle Black: Sometimes guys don`t think before they open their mouths and end up saying something stupid, which is why our brains have to work overtime.