Lynda Hansen: How did I let your sister talk me into that color?
Sydney Hansen: Well, it is Joanie`s wedding.
Lynda Hansen: No, dear, it`s my wedding. She`s just the bride.
Sydney Hansen: Robbie`s not here yet?
Lynda Hansen: Well, if he wants to live to see his own funeral, he`d better be.
(Sydney is returning to her family in Providence)
Kyle Moran: Me, I, uh, never left Providence. Never... really wanted to.
Sydney Hansen: Mmm. Trust me, the outside world is overrated.
(after their mother`s death)
Joanie Hansen: Do you believe in the afterlife?
Sydney Hansen: I barely believe in this life.
Tina Calcatera: Woman gets pregnant! Man buys canoe!
Joanie Hansen: Oh my hill!