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1. Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
2. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
3. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
4. Backbones of Jack Asses
5. Brand New Set of Teeth
6. Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
7. Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
8. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
9. Cattle Mutilation
10. Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
11. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
12. File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
13. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
14. Flash's Theme
15. Flight of The Wounded Locust
16. Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
17. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
18. Hairspray Suppository
19. Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
20. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)
21. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
22. How To Become A Virgin
23. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
24. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
25. Kill Roger Hedgecock
26. Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
27. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
28. Live From The Russian Compound
29. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
30. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
31. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
32. Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
33. Practiced Hatred
34. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
35. Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
36. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
37. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
38. Sever The Toes
39. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
40. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
41. Solar Panel Asses
42. Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
43. Straight from the Horses Mouth
44. Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees
45. Teenage Mustache
46. The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
47. This Is Radio Surgery
48. Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
49. Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys
50. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
51. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
52. Wet Dream War Machine
53. Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
54. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
55. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch

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