(Count is playing ominous music on a piano)
Cookie: Hey Count, Count, woah, stop playing
Count: Ahh, Cookie Monster
Cookie: Well, well, well...
Count: That`s three wells, ha ha ha
Cookie: Me no know you play piano that good
Count: Of course
Cookie: Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all about food! Ya, you play piano and me sing it? Here, ya, good...(Count resumes scary music)
Cookie: No, wait, not like that. Here, like paper say- okay- real jumpy
Count: Ah, very good
Cookie: It all about food
Count: I will count the notes-- 88 wonderful piano notes. Sing it Cookie Monster!
Cookie: Okay...
If me knew you were coming
Me`d have baked a cake (1 cake)
Baked a cake (2 cakes)
Baked a cake (3 cakes)
If me knew you were coming
Me`d have baked a cake (4 cakes)
How`d ya do, how`d ya do, how`d ya do?
(3 how`s ya do`s)
If you dropped me a letter,
Me would hire a band (1 band)
Hire a band (2 bands)
Hire a band (3 bands)
If you dropped me a letter
Me`d have hired a band (4 bands)
And spread the welcome mat for you
(Thank you very much)
Now me don`t know where
You came from (over there!)
And me don`t know where
You`ve been (I`ve been counting)
But it really doesn`t matter
Grab a chair and fill your platter
And dig, dig, dig right in (3 digs)
If me knew you were coming
Me`d would baked a cake (1 cake)
Baked a cake (2 cakes)
Baked a cake (3 cakes)
If me knew you were coming
Me`d have baked a cake (4 cakes)
How`d you do, how`d you do, how`d you do
(Three more how`d you do`s)
Now me don`t know where
You come from (I told you, over there)
And me don`t know where you been
(Counting, of course)
But it really doesn`t matter
Grab a chair and fill your platter
And dig, dig, dig right in (3 wonderful digs)
If me knew you were coming
Me`d have baked a cake (1 cake)
Baked a cake (that`s 2 cakes)
Baked a cake (that`s 3)
If me knew you were coming
Me`d have baked a cake (4 cakes)
How`d you do, how`d you do, how`d you do?
(3 more how`d you do`s)
How`d ya do, how`d you do, how`d you do?
(that`s 9, that`s 12 how`d you do`s)
How`d you do, how`d you do, how`d you do?
(Ah, that`s 13, 14, 15 how`d you do`s)
Cookie: You play the piano so good
Count: Ah, thank you very much
Cookie: Me sing so good, me deserve cookie
Count: Ah, a little dinner music (resumes playing)
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