Sparks - Tips For Teens

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I've got a snapshot of your aunt Maureen
She's 90 and you're a teen
I'm trying to cheer you up
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean

Crach, bam, now you're looking good
Tip top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good? Don't you feel good?

Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on T.V. screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens

Wake up to music
And say you're too sick to go to work

Soon, you will lose all your zits
Tight sweaters no longer fit
Jet-setters will make their pitch
I told you so, I told you so

Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on T.V. screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens

Don't eat that ice cream
It is vanilla? Give it to me
Don't eat that pastry
What's in the middle? Give it to me

Don't eat that burger
Has it got mayonnaise? Give it to me

Keep that mystique up
And wear a 'D' cup, no matter what
Don't eat no curry
Before a very important date

Do I look so knowing and old and wise
Maybe it's those Dacron ties
How come you keep asking me?
For tips for teens, for tips for teens

Crach, bam, now you're looking good
Tip top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good? Don't you feel good?

Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on T.V. screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens

Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on T.V. screens

Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on T.V. screens

Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens

Release History

1981

Tips For Teens

1. Tips For Teens (3:33)
2. Don't Shoot Me (3:56)

April 1991

Profile: The Ultimate Sparks Collection

1. Beat The Clock (3:49)
2. Wonder Girl (2:18)
3. (No More) Mr. Nice Guys (5:50)
4. The Number One Song In Heaven (5:19)
5. Girl From Germany (3:30)
6. Tryouts For The Human Race (3:20)
7. I Like Girls (2:59)
8. When I'm With You (3:57)
9. Funny Face (3:25)
10. This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us (3:07)
11. Barbecutie (3:11)
12. Tips For Teens (3:33)
13. Amateur Hour (3:33)
14. Upstairs (3:44)
15. Angst In My Pants (3:26)
16. Talent Is An Asset (3:24)
17. Lost And Found (3:19)
18. Sextown U.S.A. (2:59)
19. Hasta Mañana, Monsieur (3:46)
20. I Predict (2:54)
21. Moustache (3:33)
22. Propaganda (0:22)
23. At Home, At Work, At Play (3:08)
24. Modesty Plays (3:48)
25. Cool Places (3:23)
26. Something For The Girl With Everything (2:18)
27. All You Ever Think About Is Sex (3:33)
28. Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth (2:28)
29. Achoo (3:34)
30. With All My Might (3:41)
31. Change (5:27)
32. Get In The Swing (4:08)
33. Looks, Looks, Looks (2:33)
34. Music That You Can Dance To (4:26)
35. Happy Hunting Ground (3:43)
36. So Important (4:35)
37. Big Boy (3:22)
38. Nothing To Do (3:08)
39. Over The Summer (3:51)
40. A Big Surprise (3:40)

1985

The Best Of Sparks

1. Tryouts For The Human Race (3:20)
2. The Number One Song In Heaven (5:19)
3. Beat The Clock (3:49)
4. When I'm With You (3:57)
5. Young Girls (3:53)
6. Funny Face (3:25)
7. Tips For Teens (3:33)
8. I Predict (2:54)
9. Modesty Plays (3:48)
10. Cool Places (3:23)
11. With All My Might (3:41)
12. Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat (4:06)

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1985

The Best Of Sparks

1. Tryouts For The Human Race (3:20)
2. The Number One Song In Heaven (5:19)
3. Beat The Clock (3:49)
4. When I'm With You (3:57)
5. Young Girls (3:53)
6. Funny Face (3:25)
7. Tips For Teens (3:33)
8. I Predict (2:54)
9. Modesty Plays (3:48)
10. Cool Places (with Jane Wiedlin) (3:47)
11. With All My Might (3:41)
12. Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat (4:06)

1993

The Heaven Collection

1. This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us (3:07)
2. The Number One Song In Heaven (5:19)
3. Beat The Clock (3:49)
4. Tryouts For The Human Race (3:20)
5. When I'm With You (3:57)
6. Young Girls (3:53)
7. Funny Face (3:25)
8. Tips For Teens (3:33)
9. I Predict (2:54)
10. Angst In My Pants (3:26)
11. Modesty Plays (3:48)
12. Cool Places (3:23)
13. With All My Might (3:41)
14. Change (5:27)
15. Music That You Can Dance To (4:26)
16. So Important (4:35)
17. Singing In The Shower (4:27)
18. National Crime Awareness Week (5:09)