“Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith and now Angie is worried that his 25-year-old assistant Lara Marsden will steal Brad while he films World War Z!
“‘Brad spends a lot of time with Lara when he isn’t filming,’ a source tells Star. ‘Lara looks after Brad, making sure he is well taken care of and getting him whatever he needs. She even brings tea to his 25-foot white luxury trailer in between scenes.’ And the people around them definitely thing something is going on. ‘You can definitely hear snickers and giggles from the crew members when Lara visits Brad’s trailer alone,’ the source adds.
“You can bet this isn’t making Angelina too happy. ‘Angie’s been making her feelings about Brad’s relationship with Lara known for months,’ another insider explains. ‘So when she found out Brad was still getting cozy with her, Angelina absolutely flipped!’” [Star via Celebitchy.]
She goes into his trailer! She brings him tea! She does her job! Holy crap, they’re totally doing it! No, the whole thing is bunk, and here's why.
First of all, Brad may, at one point, find that his eye starts to roam. Perhaps tentatively at first. It may, at some point, settle on a female it likes and start thinking things. It may even get tempted. But Bradley will think very, very hard before cheating. You know why? Because aside from having Angie’s name branded on his manbits, he’s got way too much to lose. Say what you will about his relationship track record, but he is one devoted dad and I don’t think he’d ever jeopardize that role in such a frivolous way.
Also, I think he’s a little scared of Angie. Wouldn’t you be? She looks like she’d eat your liver, no problem – and that’s not even an insult. Angie is all business. She probably keeps a room in the basement with all the testicles she’s collected, lined up in colourful jars of formaldehyde, just to serve as a reminder to Brad what could happen to him if he screws up. In fact, Angelina is so secure she had no visible problem with Brad hiring an attractive young assistant. That, my friends, is the mark of a truly confident woman. If I were with Brad Pitt, I would insist that all his assistants look like Carrot Top.
But you know who’s probably loving every second of this? Brad’s assistant. You work that teapot, Lara.
http://www.dramarama.ca/2011/08/is-brad-pitt-having-an-affair-with-his-assistant.html