Don`t want to be Sylvester Stallone don`t push me
Never never gonna star in "Home Alone"
Hamlet, MacBeth, I`m crazy for King Lear
There`s nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare
Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, I want my equity
Don`t want to go to Hollywood
I sit alone and live the bard
I quote Othello and I me feel weak
I`m the only one who understands what I speak
Take it away Shakey!!!
I tread the boards till it made me scream
But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream,
There`s more to life than a Shakespearean clone
All I want is fame and fortune