I`m tryin` not to panic, I`m gettin` all romantic
Gettin` soft with everything I say and do.
I`m talkin` hours on the phone, puttin` on that sweet cologne
I`m even puttin` down the toilet seat for you.
Aw, wait a minute, it gets worse.
I found myself holdin` your purse, standin` outside that bra and panty store.
My boss`s wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi
And I knew then, I was in for it for sure.
Now all the boys down at the shop know and they sure do find it funny.
They say you`ve changed my ways and that you`re spending all my money, honey.
Chorus:
If you`re not in love,
If you`re not in love,
If you`re not in love,
Aw, if you`re not in love,
Then I`m in a lot of trouble.
I got this lump in my throat, then I sold my boat
So I could buy this diamond ring for you.
Now I`m hopin` and I`m wishin` that since I can`t go fishin`,
You won`t make me sell my golf clubs, too.
The boys down at the shop know and they laugh until I cry
I told `em, if I mess this up, my momma`s gonna tan my hide.
Chorus
I gave up that can of Snuff, no more NASCAR on TV.
Honey, if that ain`t enough, this may be the death of me.
Chours (x2)
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