Funny Quotes (page 1 of 7)

  • John Barrymore
  • John Barrymore
    Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him (John Barrymore) [1942]
  • John Barrymore
  • John Barrymore
    There are lots of methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice. (John Barrymore)
  • Joe Jonas
  • Joe Jonas
    Joe: One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can`t tell you which fingers.
  • Grady Sutton
  • Grady Sutton
    Haven`t you anything better to do with your life than this?" (When a fan approached him for an autograph he replied:)
  • River Phoenix
  • River Phoenix
    Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I`m probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.
  • Coral Browne
  • Coral Browne
    I could never understand whet Godfrey Tearle saw in Jill Bennett, until I saw her at the Caprice eating corn-on-the-cob.
  • Marilyn Manson
  • Marilyn Manson
    (addressing rumours he had ribs removed) If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own d*ck on the wonder years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Besides, I wouldn`t have sucked other people`s d*cks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own d*ck? I think I`m gonna call the surgeon in the morning
  • Marilyn Manson
  • Marilyn Manson
    In the end we`re all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven`t been on the show
 

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