Humor Quotes (page 1 of 5)

  • Reba Joel
  • Reba Joel
    you have a sense of humor or well your missing out it is the glue that keeps my marriage together (Peter Ferrara and Reba Joel)
  • Heather Locklear
  • Heather Locklear
    "Really I could eat a shoe with hot sauce." (Heather about her love of breakfast burrito at Taco Bell)
  • Heather Locklear
  • Heather Locklear
    Favorite drink is martinis with blue-cheese olives. I`ll go through 10 olives before I finish the drink." (Heather Locklear--Instyle Magazine) [2005]
  • Mark Hoppus
  • Mark Hoppus
    I did mostly good things, except light things on fire
  • Joe Jonas
  • Joe Jonas
    Joe: I`m afraid that when I`m asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"
  • Kim Basinger
  • Kim Basinger
    "Humor is intelligence. Humor is so important in your life. And it`s so important to know that you can always fall back on it, even when things are just going in the most spiraling downhill."
  • Clay Aiken
  • Clay Aiken
    Dimitri: Yeah. I hate that in a woman. (Anastasia Movie 1997)
  • Clay Aiken
  • Clay Aiken
    Vladimir: She certainly has a mind of her own (Anastasia Movie 1997)
  • River Phoenix
  • River Phoenix
    I have twenty personalities on top of the ten I already have. So now I have thirty people in my head!
  • Keanu Reeves
  • Keanu Reeves
    I used to have nightmares that they would put "He played Ted" on my tombstone. (fears he has)