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Philip Bolden
I Love Comedies. I totally like Ice Cube and Chris Tucker. Rush Hour is my favorite comedy movie.
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Elle Fanning
Dakota desired to have a lemonade stand and said, "I`m going to make the menu." and I said, "Hot Lemonades?" and She said, "Lemonade Without Ice." then lastly I said, "That what lemonade is about - ice."
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Robert Pattinson
The girly movie i secretly love is Pippy Longstockings.
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Lee Evans
Why are we still embarrased about the condom machine? The only blokes who are not embarrased are the blokes who don`t get any! You know, they wait in the bog, pound in hand, and as soon as someone comes in they`re like "Come on! come on! I`ve got birds waiting!"
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Lee Evans
[about fizzy drinks machines] Who built that machine, to let that can, filled with gas, fall that far? You know, you put in that coin and it`s just like *KABOOM!*
[2005]
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Lee Evans
I hate those parking machines. Any machine where you`ve got to put money in, how do they always know you`re in a hurry? You know, you rush up to it and they always get fussy on that last pound coin! You put it in and it goes "Nooo, I don`t like that one!" "Yeah well it`s just the same as all the others!" "Yeah I know, I just don`t like that last one!"
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Lee Evans
You ever get lost with your wife in the car, you`re *completely* lost, and they *always* say the same thing! "Oh let`s just go home." "WE`RE FUCKING LOST! WHAT DID YOU THROW FUCKIN` BREAD OUT THE WINDOW?"
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Lee Evans
We got completely lost driving in, and we asked the way, yeah, why is it that when you ask for directions you always get the village-fucking-idiot!
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Lee Evans
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!
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