Alicia Douvall on DEAN GAFFNEY
"HE swept me off my feet by playing the big star. But he was so hopeless, rough and selfish between the sheets that I knew it was doomed.
"Sex was over in a flash, the second he had finished he would fall asleep. He has legs like twigs, a skinny chest, and spotty face. He reckons he is a superstud, but he is the most clueless lover I`ve ever had - and the worst-endowed."