Patriots Jokes For Jimmy Fallon: You have heard of RE-Play, Post-Play. How about Pre-Play? If Al Gore created the internet, Jimmy Fallon can Create the Pre-Play. It shows what will Happen before it happens. Have JF invent Pre-Play. Show Patriots Getting 12 points for a touch down. 5 points for a Field Goal. Receivers catching football with gloves attached. Patriots lining teams up going the wrong way on kick offs and getting 8 points for themselves rather than the Seahawks getting points. Show the Seahawks scoring a touchdown but getting only 4 points. Show the Seahawks kicking a field goal But the ball expanding and getting stuck in the uprights. Show the ball falling short of the Patriot receiver and at the last second the football-Pigskin growing wings and flying another 10 yards into the receivers hands. Always Show Bill with a puzzle look and laugh and Tom Brady with his latest Giggle. I don't know about that.

Jimmy deserves to be with someone better, not this old golddigger who can't even have kids.