But A-list actor Jude slummed it for a night with model Kimberly just around the corner from her old man Rod’s mansion – and he’s a brave boy because Rod is back in town.
An onlooker told me: “We were given wristbands for the VIP lounge expecting to bump into JODIE MARSH and maybe MICHAEL GRECO from EastEnders.
“We couldn’t believe it when we saw Kimberly Stewart snogging the face off Jude Law. They were really going at it and barely came up for air.
“He’s the first big name we have ever seen in there. So myself and my friends walked over and asked if we could have our photo taken with them. But they said no, turned back to face each other again then carried on kissing.
“Two bodyguards then came over to us and snatched the camera out of my friend’s hand because they had seen us taking pictures.
“They passed the camera to Jude, who then looked through our photos.
“The bodyguard later gave the camera back to us and, to our disappointment, they had deleted our pictures of Jude and Kimberly.”
But Jude and his bodyguards should have done a better job deleting the shots – because my experts have now RETRIEVED them from the girls’ camera memory disc.
And here are Jude and Kimberly in all their glory. Rumbled.